Thursday, July 12, 2012

How to make friends and influence people


Can't see why, but reportedly, some of our black pudding eating friends from "The North" have taken offence at a couple of my recent posts (here and here). Eh-up, chuck, have I become your enemy by telling you the truth? 

Also, I may have given the impression that with my lurking phobia of anywhere much north of Bristol that I'm rapidly becoming a kind of Wessex-Welsh hermit. It'll be 'Wash and Stay In' rather than 'Wash and Go' shampoo for me from now on. 

Anyway, with this in mind, out of the blue I received an invitation to preach in Wolverhampton sometime in 2013. From a  reader of this blog. Good eh? Diss people and they offer you a gig. 

So, I want to put it on record that I think that California is a dump and I'd never want to go there. Ever. 

No harm in trying. 

1 comment:

jkww said...

Good luck on the California invite. Maybe you could start a church planet in Carmel.

I was in Ireland a few years ago and ate black pudding nearly every morning for breakfast. Then I went vegetarian, and, well, it seems that no vegetarians are interested in producing faux black pudding. Wait a second, though - perhaps vegetarians in Ireland and the UK would be interested. There may be a huge market out there waiting to be tapped!